My Other Ride is Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L parking lot

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Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

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Ohio" above large distressed gold serif lettering reading "FACTORY" and "MEN" flanking a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed batter in a red shirt

Inspired by The Last Starfighter

My Other Ride is Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L parking lotSanta's sleigh is only his second favorite thing to ride, and he's not even subtle about announcing the first. Naughty list management has always been more of a personal hobby than a professional obligation. The Details: Arched white groovy lowercase text reads "my other ride is your mom" in a rounded retro typeface. Below, a detailed white vintage engraving style illustration depicts Santa Claus seated in his sleigh, waving with one hand raised. Fit