It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Red distressed text below reads

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

with curved white serif text reading "Since 1984" to the right

MINNESOTA" above distressed curved text reading "ESTABLISHED 1935" flanking a circular purple emblem containing a home plate symbol

my feet like spears

sunglassed face rises above mountain peak silhouettes

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Red distressed text below readsBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling