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Regulators Mount Up - Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bbq Bold blue serif text readsStrapping a Christmas tree to a station wagon requires the same tactical precision as regulating the streets, just with more pine needles and bungee cords. Suburban dads have been mounting up since December 1st and nobody gave them credit. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "REGULATORS" above a cartoon illustration of a red and wood paneled station wagon with a green Christmas tree strapped to the roof rack, topped by a small yellow