I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt Movies Pig Burgers serves a super

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

Inspired by The Natural

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it promised "always a friendly welcome" to anyone who walked in

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I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt Movies Pig Burgers serves a superBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked