Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M to red-coral behind the bottom

to red-coral behind the bottom

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Arched white and pink block text reads "U·62 TELETHON" above a yellow broadcast tower emitting concentric pink and yellow signal waves

Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SUMBITCH" in bold capital letters

the wild-haired voodoo figure with a cigar

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M to red-coral behind the bottomWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue