Ted's Rancho Restaurant - Malibu, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Design inspired by Pawnee's most

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Ted's Rancho Restaurant - Malibu, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Design inspired by Pawnee's mostTed's Rancho Restaurant sat along Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, serving seafood to locals and travelers from the mid century era onward. Perched above the shoreline at 18002 PCH, it embodied the golden age of California coastal dining. Places like this were where the road met the ocean, and strangers became regulars over plates of fresh catch. Part of our Vintage Restaurant collection, celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear. The