I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Corporate's idea of hazard pay

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Fit & Fabric:

rendered in muted skin tones and white

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Corporate's idea of hazard payBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked