The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

A longhorn cattle skull sits centered below

framed by gray rectangular border segments

surrounded by orange four-pointed sparkle accents

Wearing a printed tuxedo to a holiday party is the formal wear equivalent of answering "sure" to every RSVP

The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Gold-bordered parallelogram with a whiteAnswering the call of beavers with the same reverent tone people use for mountain summits is the most committed bit of plausible deniability since "I read it for the articles." Grandma sees a nature lover, your friends see a confession. The Details: Flowing golden yellow script text reads "The Beavers Are Calling" across the top. Below, a detailed vintage style illustration depicts a beaver sitting on a riverbank, rendered in golden brown and dark