Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner followed by wide-spaced white serif

followed by wide-spaced white serif text reading "RESTAURANT

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Every face-painted fanatic within earshot will hate you

"Not my first or my last" is less a tagline and more a lifestyle mission statement

A pop-art illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing blue star-shaped sunglasses

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner followed by wide-spaced white serifGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes