Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Large bold "Um" sits centered

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

White serif text below reads "ENRICO PALLAZZO" above "WORLD TOUR" above "1988

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

Dog beers convert at a seven to one ratio

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Large bold "Um" sits centeredMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET