Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Champagne requires a violent opening

Champagne requires a violent opening ceremony just to access some expensive grape juice

Arched distressed cream text reads "EL RENO

During an era when Orange County was coming into its own

Inspired by Fast & Furious

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Champagne requires a violent openingTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text