Heed! Pants! Now! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dubuque Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

" A cartoon anthropomorphic boll weevil character in a baseball cap and uniform stands in a batting stance

Large angular red text reads "AUTOBAHN" in distorted stacked typography across the top

Beaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene

Curved text below reads "IT'S LIVIN'" in the same weathered typeface

Heed! Pants! Now! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dubuque Stylized digital illustration depicts BobStuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.