Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold golden-sand text below reads

Bold golden-sand text below reads "Be Crazy

" Distressed white text below reads "1970" alongside "CLASS 'A' BASEBALL

rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold golden-sand text below readsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,