The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red with red italic script reading

with red italic script reading "Scary fast delivery

" Gold text reads "Freeport

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

Gray and white block text below reads "GREYHOUNDS

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red with red italic script readingBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen