Hellhound Hallucinations red like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy

like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad

They'll shield your eyes from the envious gaze of the droves of people who want to bask in the glory that is

Arrive on a tropical island and want to wow strangers with your wit

Whether you’re rollerskating

" she will turn you into a gecko

Hellhound Hallucinations red like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchyWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider