Mele Kalikimaka - 11oz Coffee Mug spaceballs1 Abiding and doing the Dew

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

and more confidence than anyone who has ever sent an unsolicited version of this photo

each with expressive cartoon faces

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

Mele Kalikimaka - 11oz Coffee Mug spaceballs1 Abiding and doing the DewPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads