Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

A gray silhouette of a flamethrower extends horizontally beneath

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grinVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.