John Matrix's Surplus City - Unisex Hoodie elyria Red text below reads "NEW

Red text below reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above a small home plate and two stars

and everyone knows it from personal experience

still being the joke

" Large red outlined text below reads "BURGERS" with a white banner reading "EVERYBODY WANTS SOME

Golden-tan text reads "TYRANNY • SORCERY • CUSTOM PAINTINGS" above an ornate baroque arch in gold filigree framing a portrait of Vigo the Carpathian with long hair

John Matrix's Surplus City - Unisex Hoodie elyria Red text below reads "NEWSurplus City's inventory list reads like a strip mall where grenades and bazookas share an aisle with camo. Matrix went from feeding deer to running a weapons depot with zero transitional steps. Inspired by Commando. The Details: Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY." A weathered illustration of an M202 FLASH rocket launcher sits between two five pointed military stars. Below, green text