Tee Shirt - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy rendered in black and muted

rendered in black and muted tan tones against a distressed white base

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Brad Hamilton wore both with the dignity of a man who hadn't quit yet

Running a casino where the skim funds half the Midwest requires a certain management philosophy involving baseball bats and plausible deniability

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

Tee Shirt - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy rendered in black and mutedLabeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice, once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti, is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents. The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling. The Details: White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion. Below, large angular white graffiti style tag lettering spells out "Tee Shirt" again, rendered in aggressive street art