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Jagged red lightning-bolt-style lettering reads "220" and "221" flanking the top of a cartoon illustration of Jack Butler in a white backwards cap

followed by "WITH" in smaller off-white caps

Bold navy block letters read "DIVORCEES" above "ESTD

above bold white block letters reading "SPITSHINE TOMMY'S" and "SHINEBOX INC

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