Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

" stacked across three centered lines

"GRASS" in oversized bold letters

Piñatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning boltsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET