The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Precision engineering applied to wordplay

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

and a white string extending upward

Membership in Tarker's Mills Hunting Club requires a deer rifle

Teams like the River Snipes gave Columbus something to rally around long before the modern game forgot places like it

rendered in distressed white ink

The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Precision engineering applied to wordplayCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie