Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Baltimore's Terrapins joined the upstart

Baltimore's Terrapins joined the upstart Federal League in 1914

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

Bold Western-style slab-serif text in white and black reads "YOU BROUGHT TWO TOO MANY

Playing in the Colonial League

and life philosophy compressed into one beautiful syllable screamed at maximum volume

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Baltimore's Terrapins joined the upstartDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe