I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix The mystery

The mystery

Teal script text reads "Zihuatanejo

Golden-yellow bamboo-style lettering reads "THE LANAI" at the top

Distressed white block text below reads "HAGERSTOWN

which statistically nobody is prepared for

I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix The mysteryJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching