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" and "LYONS" ring the outer border

both wearing tight half-smiles rendered in muted tones with black outlines

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"SANTA POCO" appears in the same white bold sans-serif type

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President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt friday " and "LYONS" ring theTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text