Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria Studded collars and face paint

Studded collars and face paint need no motivation

Matching argyle sweater vests are the Geneva Convention of forced family bonding

Slapping a legally binding end-of-life directive on a shirt in varsity lettering is the most unhinged thing a person can wear to a barbecue

next to a distressed white and red cartoon cherub in a batting stance wearing a red cap

Wrapping apocalyptic dread in pumpkin spice and vintage Halloween clip art is just good seasonal branding

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria Studded collars and face paintPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan