Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Navy blue uppercase text below

Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING

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Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Navy blue uppercase text belowSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp