Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Earning military-style wings for a

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

Nothing validates intellectual superiority like a loaded citation

but Andy Dufresne made it look like a spa day

holding a blocker

Arched distressed white block text reads "HOMERUN" in a weathered grunge texture

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Earning military-style wings for aNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts