Real Genius - Jerry's House of Popcorn - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Shoplifting a guitar from a

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

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Real Genius - Jerry's House of Popcorn - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Shoplifting a guitar from aJerry Hathaway turning his laser popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt. Kernel thermodynamics are explained free of charge. Inspired by Real Genius. The Details: Brown and gold oval badge with large cream block text reading "JERRY'S" above a golden ribbon reading "ORIGINAL LASER FIRED." A house with a reddish brown roof sits center, surrounded by popped popcorn