Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Curved script at the bottom

Curved script at the bottom reads "Honolulu

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Designed in a retro distressed style

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Curved script at the bottomSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small