Rebel Scum - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M showing metallic plating and exposed

showing metallic plating and exposed mechanical detail with glowing red eyes

shingled roof

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

Bold white block text below reads "I'D HIT THAT

which says more about the original than the parody

Rebel Scum - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M showing metallic plating and exposedNameless Imperial middle management spitting that line with full confidence is the most honest performance review the Rebellion ever got. Wearing it just means you filed a formal complaint with the galaxy. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Bold golden yellow wedge serif text reads "REBEL SCUM" stacked in two lines. Small golden yellow stars and four point sparkle shapes are scattered around and between the letters. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid