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Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Red cursive script reads "Clairemont Bowl" above smaller red block text reading "SAN DIEGO

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

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