Johnny Unitas Colt Lanes - Maryland - Vintage Bowling Alley - Unisex Hoodie wlp Pearls before swine hits different

Pearls before swine hits different when the swine have thumbs down

flat canopy sits to the upper left

Circular red-orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

Inspired by Dwight Schrute & Cousin Mos Schrute's beet farm in The Office

Johnny Unitas Colt Lanes - Maryland - Vintage Bowling Alley - Unisex Hoodie wlp Pearls before swine hits differentColt Lanes stood as a Baltimore area institution across Towson, Dundalk, and Woodlawn, thriving through the 1960s and 1970s. Born from the legend of professional football in Maryland, these bowling alleys carried a weight that went beyond lanes and pins. Generations of families rolled frames in a place that felt like hallowed ground. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Blue cursive script