American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white text reads "HECHO

Distressed white text reads "HECHO EN" and "SANTO POCO" on either side of the illustration

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

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" with "SAN FRANCISCO

flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white text reads "HECHOPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."