Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue wearing a baseball cap and

wearing a baseball cap and swinging a bat

Some restaurants fed people

White hand-drawn text reads "FORCED FAMILY FUN" in irregular

Inspired by Rushmore

Emancipating a keg is the kind of executive action that never makes the history books

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue wearing a baseball cap andPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one