Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Bold white text below reads "About Feelings

followed by italic script reading "Commodities Brokers

and blue with dark palm tree silhouettes on each side

Inspired by The Running Man

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Darth Vader from Planet VulcanNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters