Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sports Yogurt warned us merchandising is

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sports Yogurt warned us merchandising isEgg Shen runs a tour company, a sorcery practice, and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers. One star, driver detoured through an immortal warlord turf war. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Golden yellow Chinese characters sit above bold red block text reading "EGG FOO YONG" with yellow outlines. A golden yellow dragon coils around a vintage rounded tour bus labeled "EGG FOO YONG TOURS," surrounded