Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports Jam out with the help

Jam out with the help of man's best friend—the Mini SubWOOFer

Gimme some of that bleached bun

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SPECIFICATIONS: Four mini finger puppets of Dorothy

Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports Jam out with the helpHey! Watch where you're chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax and abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.